ROFL !!

Varazdin - Doctors had to be called to separate the bride and the best man after they were caught in the act during a wedding in Croatia.

The couple were trapped together because of a muscle spasm, which was brought on after a friend of the groom walked in on them having sex in the toilets.

Unable to be pulled apart, the couple had to endure a procession of wedding guests who came to see what they had been doing before doctors arrived.

Unable to help, they had to transport the pair on a stretcher to the local hospital, where the bride was given an injection to relax her muscles, allowing the best man to get free.

The wedding party in Varazdin, Croatia, continued after the groom announced the celebrations were to mark his divorce rather than his wedding, reported daily Slobodna Dalmacija. - Ananova.com

**UPDATE**

In the words of Nerdy^TM

Systems admin gyaan:

* ps -ef | grep <> is good for detecting malpractice.

* When you realise that your "process" has been detected you should send SIGTERM.

* At the least you should unmount the FAT23 partition quickly to further minimize the damage.

* You should make sure it should not wait for a system call to finish.

* Else an audit comitte will do a post portem before death.


You r0x0r d00d !!!