Apun ka naam aaj se pakia ;-)

Monica di suggested this name for me, and I quite like the sound of it. So from now on you can call me "Pakia" :D

And since I have been christened again, here is a matrimonail in keeping with the times...

“Apun Pakia!!!
umar chaubis saal,
wajan sattar killo
aur 6 phoot height ..............kya! abhi who bole to.. kya hai na.........
apun ko bhi life me settle hone ka maangta , isiliye yeah
advertisement apun blog par chaap re la hai...
Maanta hai apun Tapori hai bahut log ka pungi bajayela hai magar
kya hai naa apun ka bhi izzat hai baaaaap markit mei!!! apun ko
bhi public shaadi bya mei bolati hai... who bhi izzat se! Saaal
ka 5/6 peti to apun aaram se kama leta hai...
buri aadat bole to daaru aur bidi, ab who kon nahi pita yaar
akkha bada bada log apun log se jaasti chada leta hai...
Ab chokiri apun ko aisi chahiye ke saath me nikele to public ki
tho jal ke raakh hojaye! bole to aik dam jhakas , patakha aik dam patakha...
thoda padi likhi hogi to chale ga kion ke saala yeah kabhi kabhi
form bharne ke liye saala apun ko 25 log ka haat pair jodna padta hai..
Apun jo hai na shaadi ki baad aik dam sudhar jaayinga imaan se...
apun ka baccha log ko padalikha-tapori banayinga... bole to
Tapori Doctor, Tapori computer waala aur bohat kuch...
Maa kasam shadi ke baad apun aik bhi chikni ko line nahi dega...
Dekho baap apun shadi ke baad me koi chokri ki phamily ka lafda
nahi chahiye haaan ........
bole to.... kabab me haddi nahi ban ne ka kya!
abhi yeah sub accha lage to apun ko contact karne ka ...kya!
Munna Mobile……
Pappu Pager Ka Right Hand
ShanPatti Nagar, Hairan Gali No. 420 Pareshan Road, Bhai Ka Area."

Anyone interested ;-) ??